• mom: who are you texting?
• me: my crack dealer

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sex-like-a-nympho:

thizzelle:

if you find a girl that’ll check out asses with you she’s a keeper

hello all.

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i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me 

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via grade-a-memo)

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jakemalik:

tumblr pickup line: baby, ur all over my dash, but I want u all over me

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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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espeonchan:

it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK

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